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mf 1: do you know countingcaskets

mf 2: yeah he likes penis

kobe: got room for one more?
by Teddy Kaczynski October 26, 2022
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weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother
Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.
by irok720 May 3, 2016
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dirty clutching

When driving a manual car, the act of dirty clutching is when the driver depresses the clutch pedal so hard that the clutch spring goes sideways. As a result, this causes the clutch pedal not to return to it’s normal position.
When my Focus had 100 miles on it I was dirty clutching so hard, the OEM spring caved sideways and my pedal wasn’t returning lol.
by Chippy96 August 4, 2018
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Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.
Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.
by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022
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Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.
Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.
by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009
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A sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect. Then jumps off and lands, dick first, on the female's face. (or male)
Dude: Hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night?
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.
by Fuck333 August 7, 2014
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conching

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008
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