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correctional officer 

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.
Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...
correctional officer by Digiboy October 19, 2005
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Department of Corrections 

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.

market correctional facility 

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.
Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.

correction officer 

Total loser who keeps an eye on locked up cons.
correction officer by M&M August 27, 2003

Figgy (correction) 

a nickname given to one who is a beast at football, preferably noseguard/nosetackle
figgy

(correction) is a beast. hey figgy (correction) nice sack!!
Figgy (correction) by thenumber 63 September 4, 2009

Corrupting vanillas 

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.

Mod Corrupting 

When someone is mod power hungry and also when some mod timeouts someone for no reason
"That guy is banning someone for no reason?, he's definetly Mod Corrupting"
Mod Corrupting by Man100,000 September 23, 2023