cork greaser

Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.
Chad was a cork greaser. He used to whack it everywhere. That fag.
by Pussy69boy420 December 04, 2020
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Juice Cork

A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.
The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.

My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2018
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crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.
"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"
by Blonde Amazon April 20, 2016
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Cork Shrew

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.
They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.
by TannerL January 28, 2020
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cork screw

When a male crosses his fingers and shoves them into a female's vagina for sexual pleasure.
"Jim crossed his fingers for good luck before shoving them into Jane's warm, sweet Vagina to cork screw her"
by Neoni June 02, 2006
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poop cork

When one has anal sex with a person and a gob of shit plugs up the opening of the penis.
John Fucks Jill in the ass and afterward John finds his p-hole clogged with a poop cork
by Jeff98 June 16, 2007
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