Dane-Cooking

The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.

Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT

Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.

by RYANNOSAURUSREX August 6, 2010

Cooking Oil

Some "wierdos" use cooking oil as lube so instead of saying wanking just simply say Cooking Oil.

Person 1: Brb in 15 ok.

Person 2: Cooking Oil?

by Michael Burrows October 18, 2008

cooing

less developed stage or manner of babbling, tweets; murmuring meaningless mating calls (mostly as voice mails).

Cooing at babies is vital to British speech development, but often lethal to American speech development.

by 👹 murmur raider October 23, 2018

Cooming

Agh.... it appears that i'm cooming once again. this always happens at the end of a successful jerk session. i've arrived once again just like the countless times before. ya know jerking off really makes me thing about like and existence as a whole. are we just here to die? is my only life purpose jacking off? hmm.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M COOMING I'M COOMING.

by lleelliissaass December 27, 2020

Cooping

The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.

Guy 1: "So I walked in on my roommate the other night Cooping in the living room."

Guy 2: "In the living room?"

Guy 1: "Yes, right in the middle of the living room. I'm scarred for life."

by BoomRoasted September 3, 2012

Cooing

When a female or woman catcalls a male.

“Yo these bitches be cooing in the club!”

by Coo Club Clan November 7, 2018

Cooking

A quick and easy way to burn your house down and cause mass death to your nabours

"I tried cooking ,never again"

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020