Conspiracy Theorist 

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.

It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.

Conspiracy Theorist by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist 

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

Conspiracy Theorist by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox 

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.

After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023

Conspiracy Denialist 

Conspiracy Denialist

When someone denies that Goverments have conspired with Big Tech, Big Pharma, Corporate Science, Organized Religions or others to make you believe things that are obviously not true through the overuse of trauma based mind control, fear and coercion accomplished and completed by the bombardment of controlled mass media turning one into a cowardly shill and critically unthinking shell of a person who easily gets angry if you don't believe the propaganda.

Ex. Of course 9/11was an inside job, what are you some kind of Conspiracy Denialist?

Conspiracy Denialist by chЯis † ΩpheЯ August 7, 2023

Conspiracy Denialist 

When someone denies that Goverments have conspired with Big Tech, Big Pharma, Corporate Science, Organized Religions or others to make you believe things that are obviously not true through the overuse of trauma based mind control, fear and coercion accomplished and completed by the bombardment of controlled mass media turning one into a cowardly shill and critically unthinking shell of a person who easily gets angry if you don't believe the propaganda.

Ex. Of course 9/11 was an inside job, what are you some kind of Conspiracy Denialist?

Conspiracy Denialist by chЯis † ΩpheЯ August 7, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist 

Another term for a fucking retard

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself

Conspiracy Theorist by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023

Conspiracy Mule 

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules

I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset

Conspiracy Mule by Porg009 January 14, 2024