confbubbled

State of confusion often encountered after indulging in pot smoking. One feels like there is a big bubble of air around his/her head, impeading him/her from absorbing information from the outside world with accuracy.

marm: dude why does it smell like something is burning?
pabst: i dunno
marm: oh my god you've just cinged your nostrils
pabst: noooooooooo way duuuuuuuuuuude i didn't even realise... that's how confbubbled i am... hey why does it feel like we're surrounded by anal radiation???
marm: dunno, man, i'm too confbubbled to feel it.
pabst: shit man, my nostrils are still burning

by Marmalicious July 20, 2008

Confaction

Ricci is a Homo

Have you heard of that confaction?

by FLik a Bik October 20, 2008

Conflabolate

To engage contact with a goat in a virtual world.

I was trying to conflabolate the goat, but instinctively it levitated to avoid it's immanent doom.

by JoshDEWa October 21, 2008

confubbazzled

The eighth degree of extreme confusion.

If you cant spell confubbazzled. then you must be confuzzabbled

by malice {{413}} January 1, 2009

conflabration

A cynical celebration of a disastrous human event

Osama Bin Laden held a conflabration in honor of the fall of The Twin Towers.

by Boss Brian May 4, 2009

Confagled

When one is indescribably happy.

Originally from words of unknown origin whilst still maintaining meaning from a very important mind.

"DUDE! I just got a blowjob! I'm so fucking confagled!"
"SEX!"

by FloggingMutton June 24, 2009

Confanious

Ridiculous in a clueless, uptight, unhip sort of way.

Wearing your pants pulled up so high makes you look confanious.

by Flebottom May 20, 2010