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flying condoms

When a male and a female (or another male) (or two females) have sex, in the air. (Airplane) This is a very sensual and erotic movement; only professionals in the sexual act may do this. If not, you may injure your mighty cock or little pussy. Don't use a condom. So be aware of what you're doing, children.
Female: "Oh oh oh, oh YES JAMES!"
James: *grunts as he's thrusting his mighty cock in the little pussy*
Female: "YES YES, UHH, I'M GONNA COME BABY!"
James: *moans* "Oh you're so TIGHT! Oh GOD, I LOVE DOING FLYING CONDOMS!"
Female: "Oh yes yes, god, me too, holy shit, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! OH YES FUCK ME."
by Jamseybaby April 25, 2008
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Turtle Condoms

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.
Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?
by Carlito the Drug Lord December 18, 2006
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condoms

a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.
condoms are cheaper than diapers.

play safe, accidents cause people

sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.

the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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Condor

Somebodys mother who's really ugly and looks like a condor.
Can be adapted to anything ugly or uncool. Usually a "squawk" is followed in agreement
Docta Ghey: That girl is such a Condor
Mr Dude: SQUAWK!
by FoolMonk December 25, 2008
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bale of condoms

a @#%load of condoms. Usually found at Costco.
Hesh: "I'd like a tank of gasoline and a bale of condoms."
by Ravnshade September 18, 2006
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condomsense

What causes that sort of rash?

A lack of condomsense.
by Napoleanchik October 2, 2011
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Condomsation

Any kind wetness associated with a condom whether inside or out of the condom. The substance and how it came to be may vary. May also be used any way you Damn well please.
Rachel slipped on the condomsation Andrew left on the bathroom floor after his lovefest with Samantha.
by sweet baby Ray October 4, 2014
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