When a male and a female (or another male) (or two females) have sex, in the air. (Airplane) This is a very sensual and erotic movement; only professionals in the sexual act may do this. If not, you may injure your mighty cock or little pussy. Don't use a condom. So be aware of what you're doing, children.
Female: "Oh oh oh, oh YES JAMES!"
James: *grunts as he's thrusting his mighty cock in the little pussy*
Female: "YES YES, UHH, I'M GONNA COME BABY!"
James: *moans* "Oh you're so TIGHT! Oh GOD, I LOVE DOING FLYING CONDOMS!"
Female: "Oh yes yes, god, me too, holy shit, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! OH YES FUCK ME."
James: *grunts as he's thrusting his mighty cock in the little pussy*
Female: "YES YES, UHH, I'M GONNA COME BABY!"
James: *moans* "Oh you're so TIGHT! Oh GOD, I LOVE DOING FLYING CONDOMS!"
Female: "Oh yes yes, god, me too, holy shit, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! OH YES FUCK ME."
by Jamseybaby April 25, 2008
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play safe, accidents cause people
sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.
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