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Black Connection

When your interent and or console connection(for online), is very slow or not working as it should be.
Joe: Yeah, why weren't you on the xbox yesterday?

Steve: Well,my computer decided to give me a black connection. So I couldn't play.

Joe: Aww, that sucks.
by 69 Man 69 May 5, 2010
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coniption fit

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.
Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!
by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006
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Conditionerror

Forgetting to rise the conditioner out of your hair before turning off the shower and toweling your head.
"Dammit! I just got my towel all slimy"

"How did that happen?"

"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."

"Man what a conditionerror"
by Flapjack27 November 19, 2009
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Human condition

- The upset (divisive) state of humanity; the competitive, aggressive and selfish behavior of human beings, that is juxtaposed to humanities integrative moral instincts which are to be loving, selfless and cooperative.

A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction
by Quake2000 June 7, 2018
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dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.
Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "
by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009
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coniption

To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.
Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"
by rythmik1 December 21, 2004
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conditional nice guy

A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.
Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"
by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016
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