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Selective Over-Compulsive Disorder

The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.
You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."

Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".

You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."
by De mirandis homo August 20, 2012
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complosive

The combination of being in a complicated, exclusive, and open relationship.
Both people were happy with the complosive relationship because though they both knew that distance was hard, they still loved each other enough to appreciate the small time they shared.
by werdbitchess November 30, 2010
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compulsive flicking disorder

when a smoker is compelled to flick their cigarette after every hit
person a: let your ash get a little gray before flicking your cigarette
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder
by junistsantiago December 16, 2010
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Coexpensive

Costing the same
"Hey, from here, a trip to Paris is roughly coexpensive with going to Hawaii -- let's go to France."

Or: "Outsourcing payroll is going to be coexpensive with keeping it in house, so I could go either way on it."

It's obviously a play on "coextensive."
by FitofPeak June 28, 2012
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Compulsive Flake

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.
by SuperMcnuggets April 19, 2018
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compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
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Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong
Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)
by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019
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