compassion sucker

A friend who continually uses stories, forged tragic life events, and consequences from their own stupidity to invoke compassion and empathy for them until you are so sick of listening to their heart-wrenching drama that you lose all compassion for their general situation.

"I am SO depressed. I was rejected from med school again, I was born to be surgeon! Just because I scored really low on that stupid entrance exam doesn't mean I can't be a DOCTOR. So I'm applying for medical school for the 5th time next year."-Shawnda

"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1

"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1

by Friendsss June 18, 2009

ur family reunion a big homosexual communion

First introduce on "ifunny by chrishansen_official" it spread fast, its worse than Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, your bro a hoe, your sister a mister, ur grandma a queer, ur grandpa a grand trap, ur family tree lgbt, once this is sad everything from existence is erased and restarts.

Guy: ur mom gay
You: your dad lesbian
Guy: ur bro a hoe
You: ur sister a mister
Guy: ur grandma a queer
You: ur grandpa a grand trap
Guy: ur family tree lgbt
You: you know what you made me do this, ur family reunion a big homosexual communion. *existence itself is erased*

by Peter graffiti April 14, 2018

Compassion

someone who cares about the thoughts and feelings of others before they think of themselves

all of my friends are compassionate

by celine ;) July 9, 2004

Compassion Hawk

A mohawk that you can wear in a corporate environment, because you donated your hair to a co-worker who lost her own hair due to cancer

Why does Sarah have a MoHawk at work? It's Ok, Thats a compassion hawk...check out Cheryls new wig isnt it stunning.

by Bleach for Blood February 22, 2011

compassionate conservatism

A phrase coined by the Republicans for the 2000 presidential election in an effort to divert focus from the fact that in recent history the party had not been known for its compassion. Thus, a camouflage over reality, a diversion of attention from unflattering fact, a ruse, a marketing gimmick to cover up a weakness by asserting that you actually have the strength when you don’t.

“In his Inaugural Address, the President called on Americans to become citizens, not spectators. Since that time the President has used compassionate conservatism as his governing philosophy as the Administration has moved to tackle some of society's toughest assignments, such as educating our children, fighting poverty at home, and helping poor countries around the globe.”

by Bill Garnett July 22, 2004

compassion fatigue

A reluctance to give donations to charities raising funds for natural disasters such as the aftermath of the Tsunami, the S Asian Earthquake, Hurricane Katrina and other natural disasters. These events appear to occur with increasing frequency and so the public become weary of constantly being called upon to donate funds to help the needy.

This is also accompanied by a feeling that funds given in the past have been mismanaged through poor administration and other factors: therefore there is little point in making a donation as it will never reach those who need it most.

Roger was suffering from compassion fatigue when he watched another appeal to help the victims of the S Asian Earthquake. This time, he decided, charity begins at home. He went out for a few drinks down the pub.

by w00fdawg October 13, 2005

Compassionate Conservative

One with mostly conservative views but who wants to differentiate themselves from the more hard-line conservatives of old.

Robin Williams: Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

by nycemt83 July 21, 2007