Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016

comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

Comcast

Company
Only
makes
crappy
ass
shi
t

Friend: Yo you watch that new vid?
Me: No I have COMCAST
Friend: O fuck i feel you man

by Shigalig February 1, 2018

comcast

A company that butt fucks its customers with shitty customer service and internet that always crashes at the worst times.

Me: Fuck! I was about to ace until my internet just fucking crashed! This is bullshit, fuck Comcast!
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol

by bruh_moment December 22, 2018

cumtastic

something super awsome

jake: this burger was cumtastic
jermey: yessir

by fortcorpx52 April 14, 2022

Cumtastic

When something is so amazing/fantastic it cumtastic (also could be know as cumderful)

Originally from arisfavkid and aris.confetti

Person 1: Omg you look cumtastic today!!
Person 2: Thank you!! So do you!!

by Arisfavkid July 27, 2022

Comcasted

Verb

Being screwed by a Monopoly

Person 1 "I tried to correct an billing error with comcast. They contacted my work and got me fire."

Person 2 "You just got Comcasted"

by Rabbitredb October 9, 2014