contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"

by kathyv May 6, 2010

white collar hobo

Someone who relies on friends for food and shelter, often staying somewhere for a couple of days then moving on. A hobo with friends.

I know, I bought him three meals this week and he's still sleeping on my floor! White collar hobo.

by trey November 27, 2003

pop the collar

A post-play celebration used in both American Football and soccer (futbol). In the American game, is it usually performed by a defender after a resounding hit while the hittee is still on the ground. In soccer, it is often used in conjunction with other post-goal celebrations.

The NFL and NCAA have basically put a stop to it by penalizing any player that does it. It is also one of the celebration animations found in EA Sports' NCAA Football 2005. As in real-life, you risk a penalty flag if you perform it.

After a big goal-line hit, a player will often pop the collar by putting their hands near the front of their shoulder pads and make a lifting motion. In response, the refs will happily lift the flag out of their back pockets.

by Trendon November 16, 2005

Coltan

Usually a boy. Super cool, likes to have conversations and talk a lot. Coltans tend to be pretty crazy but totally fun. They are really good singers, and tend to have really cool talents. Coltans are also super cute, smart, and sensitive!

That guy is super awesome, he must be a Coltan.

by Mafrisch January 10, 2012

blue collar runner

A manual laborer engaged in flight from law enforcement authorities.

This track team used to be so clean and organized. Now there's blue collar runners just messing up everything

by ishmael the party January 22, 2009

pop the collar

When you pop the collar on polo shirts (often layered) trying to look cool, but end up looking like a rich fratboy douchebag.

Fratboy: Look how hot I look!
Girl: You're wearing eight polos at once with all the collars popped.
Fratboy: I know! You want to do me right now, don't you?
Girl: No, you look like a douchebag. Go change into one shirt, idiot, and don't pop the collar.

by Fire Pixie December 28, 2005

Azzer Collar

The comonly used term for an upturned or dodgy collar. Shirt or blazer. Usually accompanied by the sideways tie.

'Sort yourself john, you've got azzer collar '

by gib baz March 5, 2009