Colombian mud slap

The act of scoping sex juices from a females ass and slapping her across her face with it.

That bitch was so skanky she begged Hantzel to give her the Colombian mud slap.

by Schellas. J Cox. Novz January 3, 2009

colombine shooting

when a nigga lost his fidget spinner and nobody fesses up

bitch better fess up or colombine shooting is gonna look like chuck e cheese

by XxXniggerianfaggotXxX June 8, 2017

Colombian

people with the best latino background

only the illest gangstas alive are colombian
holla at me

Yea did u see dat colombian mafucka take out dat boy wit dat AK! Yea he da shit right there. Yea da only da illest G's alive.

by Joker187 April 8, 2005

colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole.

Thomas: I gotta shit dude
Zane: Shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

by Ryzarix August 14, 2021

Colombe

A French girl who tells bad jokes

Colombe - "hahaha I'm so funny"

by Chef Caméléon December 1, 2016

Colombian Hairdryer

when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.

We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.

by Jomez September 20, 2006

Colombian beignet

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.

Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

by Red Brennan April 16, 2007