Thrash-collector!
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See also shill.
See also shill.
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Someone who is scared of trumping.
A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.
During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.
A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.
During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.
Dave "You know what, I've never heard you trump George..."
George "Thats because I dont!!"
Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"
George "Thats because I dont!!"
Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"
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A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."
Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.
(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)
A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."
Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.
(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)
"Yeah ever since______, "Y" has been on a sexual rampage.
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."
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