dick collector

dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.

I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.

by Symone Loki August 3, 2006

pic collector

man who pretends to be a woman in order to get pics from other straight men who post personals.

I am tired of all these fucking pic collectors messaging me on CL.

by velvetcacoon631 August 4, 2007

erection collection

(noun)
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).

After Donnie moved to Portland, Sandra's erection collection decreased, and was thus forced to pray on high schoolers.

by nicostnico August 3, 2006

Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.

That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

Colleened

When someone finds out that their friend is trying to hook up with their sister.

1) Calvin got colleened.
2) Calvin got majorly colleened.
3) John.

by TDAAWWGG July 11, 2010

collective punishment

A war crime

When the teacher gives the whole class Collective punishment

by RandomAnvil August 5, 2020

Bone Collect

To hook up with a girl just to increase the number of people you've slept with

Bone Collectorbone collector: "So I bone collected this girl last night and I slipped out while she was asleep. All I left was a business card that said 'You've been collected' on the front and on the back I wrote 'don't call me'"

BC's Friend: You are SUCH a douche

by Gloucester March 15, 2009