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Colin

Usually from Irish/Scottich genes, “Colins” usually have Brown or Blue eyes and Dirty Blond hair. Most have great musical talent and a passion for Video Games. They are usually shy but once you get to know them they can be very nice and a great friend. They have complex minds but can focus on a singular task or question very intensely. They multitask well but cannot think as intensely when they do. They are usually Comedic and have a great sense of humor. Most are good with girls but their obsession with honesty and not giving a crap interfere tremendously yet they can still pull it off. They enjoy a good board game and usually hate large crowds. Some love third wheeling as they use it against their friends in later days. They love to use their superior knowledge to outsmart people and love to be mysterious. They have lots of feminin friends and are usually taller and better at them in most card games.
Person 1
“I just got pranked by Colin”
Person 2
Hahahahah
Person 1
“ Still love him tho”
by TheGodOfBeingDumb July 20, 2018
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Colin

Hi, my name colin. DRRRRRR
by Market dude May 21, 2019
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Colin

Big dick big balls. Big brain. Gets girls. Has money. Sexy af
Your name must be Colin because I see 12 inches and your hot
by Hdhrhrhe April 8, 2018
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Colin

Colin is a very fat guy that has no ribs. He isn't gay but still just annoying. He's as stupid as a cow
Person: Look it's Colin!!!!
Other Person: Squeeze out his fat!!!
by Jeremy Mcmillan June 1, 2018
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Colin

Icky. Unwelcome, lingering presence that fills an office, making the occupants skin crawl.
by Mr. C. November 30, 2004
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Colin

A male jerk who can't make up his mind about which girl he likes more and then subsequently end up breaking one of their hearts (usually the less slutty one).

Colin's often think they are supreme because they are musically inclined even if they really, truly, suck.
That guy Colin was a self absorbed jerk, forget him.
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Colin

Someone who wears sweaters that are too short for his long arms.
Man, that punk ass bitch over there is so totally pulling a colin.
by Katelyn Rachel Daniel Franks. January 18, 2008
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