CoMeT

My cute little dog (mini dachshund) who loves to lick me

My dog Comet is cute

by Comet&Daisy November 3, 2019

Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle

Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!

by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022

comet neowise

The comet that popped up 6000 years ago and then showed up for a bit in July 2020.

person 1: it was sad we didn't get to see comet neowise 2 months ago.

by datbroneo September 3, 2020

comet fart

A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet

"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"

by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024

Comet QuackyComet

shawty

Comet QuackyComet: sHaWtYs LiKe A mElOdY iN mY hEaD
p1: for fucks sake Comet

by BelovedShawty December 2, 2021

Vomit comet

In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.

I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.

My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.

by Paul Allen's card August 19, 2025

kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.

Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.

by auraholly July 5, 2023