Jock o'clock

Jock referring to the genital area and o'clock referring to a specific time.

Jock o'clock refers to specific time a person has designated to masturbate daily.

Ronaldo: Hey dude wanna come and play a game with us a 6PM?
Tariq: Not at 6 dude, that's Jock o'clock!

by RealMrWicked May 23, 2021

cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.

We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013

jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.

If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 2, 2007

Dump O' Clock

A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).

Kami: "Chris has gone missing!"
Tim: "It must be Dump O' Clock."

by 50K All Day March 20, 2018

On the clock

"On the clock" refers to when one is getting paid by the hour and any setbacks are viewed in a positive light, because the longer the job takes the more you get paid.

Ryan: "dammit, we've hit every single red light on the way!"

Kevin: "don't worry about it chief, we're on the clock!"

Ryan: "nuff said."

by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009

turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006

Glock O' Clock

Generally announced when it has been decided that it is now an appropriate time to shoot somebody.

Man im sick of my mother telling me to eat my greens, its Glock O' Clock

by Curio_uk November 13, 2009