An old-timey term for bed sheets that originates in the 14th century and is now solely used by old Victorian ladies and the Hamrick family of West Virginia.
Will you please go get the nasty bed clothes off of our bed and put them in the wash if you'd ever like to have sex again.
by MortH81 June 26, 2016
Get the Bed Clothes mug.Clothes acquired or brought for the sole purpose of comfort while going to the bar or another drinking activity. Most often used in cases where drinking occurs directly after work.
We're going out for happy hour then bar hopping all night; already got my drinking clothes in my office.
by WhiteSambvca May 17, 2011
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Get the A different change of clothes mug.A man who is being dragged around women's clothes shops during a sale and being used to carry around the hundreds of items their partner thinks they like the look of until they finally decide to pay.
Woman: Time to get up for the sales!
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
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Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
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Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
...
Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
...
Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.
by Crundy January 14, 2008
Get the sale clothes rail mug.The clothes one wears the following morning after an evening's lovemaking/sex, usually retrieved from the floor.
She found her tousled blouse laying on the top stair and yanked it over head. Then, she slipped her black thong into the back pocket of her faded jeans as she slid them over her hips. Clutching her pumps, she quietly slid out the door into the sunrise dressed in her love clothes.
by oldsurfdog April 10, 2009
Get the love clothes mug.The type of clothing you find in alot of clothing stores that trys to make your 2 1/2 year old daughter look a prostitute.
You are trying to find clothes for your 2 1/2 year old daughter at the local kids clothing store. But as soon as you walk in you see all of the outfits are low cut, mid waist, hoochie mama clothes something a prostitute would wear. That store sells Prosti-Tot clothes for little girls.
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