Cleatus, otherwise known as: Cleater the Benny Bender, Litty Clitty Titty, or Cleat Feet. Is a 6’2 fucking unit. Roaming the halls of OHS this metalhead does nothing but listen to his favored metal band and strike fear into the uncultured. Trips on Benadryl and DXM at the same time, hence the name “Benny Bender” teleporting on his morning bus rides. Smoking fire fucking kush and throwing people like me into ethan’s fucking chest.
“Bro! Cleater the Benny Bender threw me into a fucking chest at ethan’s last week”
“You mean Cleatus?”
“Fuck yes dude, he’s a fucking unit!”
“You mean Cleatus?”
“Fuck yes dude, he’s a fucking unit!”
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