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Clément

A French word (used in the ghettos of Montreal) used to talk about a man that has a lot of guns in his traphouse. If you disturb him he'll fuck you up and shoot yo ass down. He struggled out of the ghetto alone, buying his way out selling drugs. He is the reincarnation of tupac. Don't mess with him bitch.
I tried to steal from Val but the man is a Clément yo. He fucked me up.
Who is the reallest nigga around the hood? It's Clément yo.
by osti twanyone March 3, 2017
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Cemented

When taking drugs, you stick to one spot and become floored.
That guy at the rave is cemented.
by Cemented February 12, 2018
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clementine_vega

A clementine_vega is someone who is very sweet and one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. They go through many hardships but you always tend to admire them for it. They are rare to find and with that they’ll always treat you with kindness and be the bestest friend you will ever meet. They are beautiful inside and out, and very irresistible. Once you fine one, never let it go because they are the most precious thing on the planet.
I want to marry him because he is a clementine_vega
by Nothingnesss June 27, 2020
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Clement Lazzerini

Commonly referred to as a French man - often little in size - with a disgraceful personality, often portrayed through his miniscule conk and high pitched squeaky voice. Upon hearing the name, other often chant together, "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
Man1: "oi, clement lazzerini's comin round' the corner."
Man2: "how do ya know? i cant see him."
Man1: "i can hear his high pitched squeaky voice from a mile away!"
Man2: "That's facts bro!"
Man3: "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
by albow de god October 24, 2020
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clementine

i want a moth and i want to name it clementine.
by thunder1408 December 22, 2020
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Clementipping

When two or more men touch the tips of their penis' together while taking a citrus fruit, preferably a clementine, and either balancing it on their penis' or squirting the juice all over them.
I went up to the office and caught them clementipping!
by DansDiscount January 7, 2021
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Clementine the fish

The poggest fish that ever existed. Clementine needs another shrine, give her another shrine. Tommy, idk what you were doing in the weird alternate reality and I don't care if Clementine did not really exist. GIVE HER A SHRINE.
Clementine the fish is so pog, she is the poggest fish to ever exist and is Tommy Danger Kraken Innit's daughter.
by imanalienhahahahaha October 9, 2021
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