claptrapocracy

I can find no dictionary definitions for this word but I believe the intended meaning is government by inept individuals spouting nonsense.

A similar word to kakistocracy, which is in the dictionary: "government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state".

"Ireland isn't really a utopia – it's just its neighbour is a gurning claptrapocracy". Headline in the Guardian 29th July 2020.

by Donald Trump III July 29, 2020

Chapter 2 Season 4

A waste of your time and your moms credit card.

Friend: Have you played Chapter 2 Season 4 yet?

Me: No❤

by noisnoyesisyes September 7, 2020

dog clapper

someone who is having sex in front of the dog ... .

'' MANN LAST NIGHT WE WAS SUCH A DOG CLAPPER"

by bartray17 September 25, 2009

bone clapper

An addon for the Wraith's Wailing Bell in Dead by Daylight.

Bone Clapper: A bell clapper made from a highly polished piece of bone. Causes the sounds of the Wailing Bell to echo and warp chaotically.

by PyroCoconut June 25, 2019

One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

Quinn The Clapper

Quinn is the type of masculine phenomenon who can pull your girl or any other girl. He has rizzed up the rapper Bia, Tanishq the celebrity, and Tanishq’s grandmother and clapped them with his tremendously large subway foot long defeater of a wiener. However, lookout if you find him, because he is a sly bastard who begs for food and scams the Indians (oh how the table has turned).

I want to be like Quinn The Clapper and plow everyone I see!

by RizzwitJizz November 8, 2022

ClatterFuck

Thrown around the room like a rag doll and ride like a crazy rabbit! Not giving a feck where you are or whats going on, not knowing which is up or down! Breaking stuff in the process, being as loud as you can be and not giving a shit! Crazy Angry (but great to get outa your system) sex!

Think tommy teirnan used it one of his sketches!

Clatterfuck, -ed -er -erized

I destroyed the place, absolutely clatterfucked her!

He clatterfucked me so hard I didnt know which was up or down!

by ClatterFeck July 26, 2010