CJ

Slightly.....unintellingent clueless creature who says he targets girls who would be gracing him by using him as a shoerag, while he actually loves his neighbor, who is madly in love with him. He, being totally unreceptive to any signals this neighbor sends him, fears that she does not like him and therefore fakes not liking her. He has recieved every signal possible from his neighbor, including recieving a rose from her on Valentine's, delivered by her friends, while he was surrounded by his friends. Extremely sensitive on the inside, this creature tries to cover it up with a hard, macho exterior. Also klutzy and forgetful.

A boy from WRMS with another initial A.

by Neighbor Girl June 29, 2003

cj

an older jeep, for instance CJ-5, or CJ-7

That loser in a Wrangler just waved to me. I only wave at CJs.

by Nick Victim April 30, 2004

cj

short for circle jerk, for faggy preps.

"hey, everyone! CJ in cabin six!"

by Wally Zerbuiac August 06, 2005

cj

when one well equiped guy of at least 10 inches wraps his dink into a coil like a doughnut, this dink must be flacid, and the other guy sticks his erect dink through the hole.

like a gay man's vagina

~how about a cj?
~ can't say no to a little cj now and then
~peter frequently gives cj's

by md_hammer November 04, 2004

CJ

A homosexual who uses cheesecake in the bedroom.

When I went on holiday to Australia, I had a romance with Daniel who's best friend was a CJ

by thesheepatehim April 17, 2009

CJ

• a truly lovable and adorable person; can make anyone's day better just by being in their presence
• very popular among his friends but a true nerd at heart

"CJ stop playing call of duty with your online friends!!"
"leche i have to get the gold skin for my sniper"

by onyuring January 17, 2018

Cj

A guy who jacks off in the bathroom while playing Pokémon Go

Did you see Cj over there? Whats he doing?

by sharknado999 January 11, 2017