circus seal

Term popularized by Eau Claire, Wisconsin's notorious "H-Gay". Meaning: a girl who sucks cock with a great amout of enthusiasm, thus resembling the bobbing head of a circus seal.

H-Gay: "She may be old, but I bet she'd go down like a circus seal."

by Jazzgasm August 27, 2003

Circus Peanuts

Possibly the best candy in the history of the world. Almost a mysterious figure in the eyes of some, can change your cravings into feelings of death. Shaped like normal peanuts (but colored pinkish orange for a circus-theme), they can either be chewy or soft, depending on the brand who creates them. The only brands willing to even incorporate the words "Circus" and "Peanut" together are generic candy brands found in the rural town gas stations of America, and maybe even other places. Known to many as "That gross orange peanut that nobody likes", Some may think of it as god-like.

Facts (Taken from Wikipedia):
-The type of gelatin used in it is Pork Skin.
-In 1963, General Mills vice president John Holahan inventively discovered that Circus Peanuts shavings yielded a tasty enhancement to his breakfast cereal. General Mills formalized the innovation and created Lucky Charms, the first breakfast cereal to contain marshmallow bits (or "marbits").
-Over the years the best selling item has been orange in color, banana in flavor, and peanut in shape

Circus Peanuts are a delicious treat for boys and girls.

This treat, kids, is a gift from the Gods.

Dang Nabbit those Circus Peanuts are badical, I was cravin' em so badlike and once I had some I felt like never wanting them again, and boom an hour later I'm cravin for another whole helping of em'.

by Ah eddy October 9, 2006

Bosnian Circus Tent

To put the leg opening of your shorts over a person's head.

"It was horrible, he gave me a Bosnian Circus Tent, now I smell like sweaty balls."

by Gaboonviper August 24, 2009

circus fat

When your roommate drags the woman of his dreams out of a bar at 2 AM and Ringling Bros. calls and wants her back.

My buddy Dale brought his girlfriend home and boy was she circus fat!

by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003

circus-metal

Quirky or freaky metal. Agressive guitars when heavy, with vocals ranging from brutal roars to whiney or bizarre singing. Merry-go-round/Carnival melodies, jazz and swing, disco, cartoon sound effects, and death metal rolled into one. Some bands of the genre wear costumes, masks, face paint, etc.

Mr. Bungle, Chin, Headkase, Mushroomhead, Dog Fashion Disco, Secret Chiefs 3

by Grazzl March 3, 2004

circus balloon

While fucking a woman she queefs and blows air into your dick whole and your cockhead swells up

Fuck, she gave me a circus balloon

by ooooohyaaaaah! April 1, 2010

circus ass

Nicki minaj ass..ass so big it belongs in a show (side show) in itself

Absurd amount of ass

A whole lot of booty on a chicka

Ted: holy shit check out that circus ass

Bill: gosh damn, as big as two basketballs...circus ass indeed

by Jdizzy69 March 19, 2014