When a female has facial features that make her look like a bitch, when she might not be a bitch at all.
Tom: That chick looks like a BITCH
Randy: No she's actually really nice, she just has Chronic Bitch Face
Randy: No she's actually really nice, she just has Chronic Bitch Face
by ChronicBitchFace September 11, 2011
Get the Chronic Bitch Face mug.Chronic Dab syndrome or CDS is a syndrome that can effect anyone. It causes the individual it effects to have no control over dabbing even if it's not appropriate they will feel the need to dab and do so
Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much
Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man
Person 1: shit. That really sucks
Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man
Person 1: shit. That really sucks
by Lwsatanist November 10, 2017
Get the Chronic Dab Syndrome mug.Whoever came up with this name should be shot. The term 'chronic fatigue' doesn't do justice to this illness, which is much more akin to late stage AIDS than how you feel after a really hard workout.
CFS is a lot of fun because
1. doctors think you're full of shit
2. everyone else thinks you're just lazy
3. no one's bothered to invest in research for a cure, probably because CFS patients are too sick to get out of bed to stage outrageous public funerals, etc.
CFS is a lot of fun because
1. doctors think you're full of shit
2. everyone else thinks you're just lazy
3. no one's bothered to invest in research for a cure, probably because CFS patients are too sick to get out of bed to stage outrageous public funerals, etc.
stuff people will say to you if you have chronic fatigue syndrome:
"it's all in your head"
"you have mental problems"
"at least you don't have cancer or anything. you're not going to die." (false. people with cfs do die. mostly because they kill themselves, but also because they overexert themselves, and their body gives out on them. I myself have very fond memories of being stuck, spread-eagled on my kitchen floor, unable to move).
"but you seem okay"
"let me prescribe you some prozac."
"you need to get off your behind and do something."
Indeed, no condition is a better breeding ground for bitter cynicism towards the rest of the human race that cfs. I get new reasons to hate people every day!
"it's all in your head"
"you have mental problems"
"at least you don't have cancer or anything. you're not going to die." (false. people with cfs do die. mostly because they kill themselves, but also because they overexert themselves, and their body gives out on them. I myself have very fond memories of being stuck, spread-eagled on my kitchen floor, unable to move).
"but you seem okay"
"let me prescribe you some prozac."
"you need to get off your behind and do something."
Indeed, no condition is a better breeding ground for bitter cynicism towards the rest of the human race that cfs. I get new reasons to hate people every day!
by jollygreengiant132132 August 1, 2012
Get the chronic fatigue syndrome mug.A guy who avoids female relationships, but relies mostly on various female sexual encounters for pleasure.
by Mr. Chronic Bachelor December 9, 2008
Get the chronic bachelor mug.Fucking awesome band from Arizona, that has been around since '96. They released their first album when the average age of the band members was 13, titled 'Chronic' which had such hits as 'Scottsdale', and 'Insomniac'. They then followed up with their second album, '4 Elements' with such hits as 'Jump to Jive', 'Come Correct', 'Impossible to Win'. They finally came out with their awesome album 'Lines In My Face' in June 2004 with the amazing single 'Time and Time Again' that has to do with the war in Iraq. They may be on MTV but they don't play bullshit like those mainstream faggots. It's a mixture of rap and rock, not heavy metal like some people think. Often compared to 311 because they both kick major ass.
They were featured on the Warped Tour and are now on tour in Europe then back to the states with Papa Roach.
People who say the rap sounds like 'Eminem' can suck a dick, too. No, it's not a cross between 'Linkin Park' and 'Eminem' so shut up. No, they don't sound like 'Limp Bizkit'. They're totally against that bullshit.
They were featured on the Warped Tour and are now on tour in Europe then back to the states with Papa Roach.
People who say the rap sounds like 'Eminem' can suck a dick, too. No, it's not a cross between 'Linkin Park' and 'Eminem' so shut up. No, they don't sound like 'Limp Bizkit'. They're totally against that bullshit.
Chronic Future's 'Time and Time Again' is such a kickass song!
The whole 'Lines in my Face' album kicks so much ass! Go buy it today!
The whole 'Lines in my Face' album kicks so much ass! Go buy it today!
by Chronic_Future311 October 1, 2004
Get the Chronic Future mug.The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.
by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010
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Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
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