The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.
by crazylegsdave January 14, 2010
by Lenny Pepperidge February 25, 2014
when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder
Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder
by MurdaTape September 11, 2014
A. a more specific (non-official) title of dr. dre's masterpiece hip-hop album. occasionally people will mix up The Chronic and Chronic 2001. to avoid this confusion simply use the latter.
B. considered by many as the pinnacle of all hip-hop albums because of its production and its all-star list of featured guests. simply put; it was made by the best, with the best, and therefore one of the greatest rap efforts of all time.
B. considered by many as the pinnacle of all hip-hop albums because of its production and its all-star list of featured guests. simply put; it was made by the best, with the best, and therefore one of the greatest rap efforts of all time.
A. girl : eyy what CD is this? the chronic??
guy: nah trick! know your history its called chronic 2001!!!
girl : shit, sorry
guy: you ask me everyday so just remember it!
girl : i was just confused thats all
B. fan 1 : got new system in my car, lets blast it!
fan 2 : word lets see what she's got.
fan 1 inserts CD into player
fan 1 : yeaa yeaa young weezy boii go hard on diz track!!
fan 2 smacks fan 1 and throws CD out the window. fan 2 proceeds to insert chronic 2001. they lock eyes and nod in accordance.
guy: nah trick! know your history its called chronic 2001!!!
girl : shit, sorry
guy: you ask me everyday so just remember it!
girl : i was just confused thats all
B. fan 1 : got new system in my car, lets blast it!
fan 2 : word lets see what she's got.
fan 1 inserts CD into player
fan 1 : yeaa yeaa young weezy boii go hard on diz track!!
fan 2 smacks fan 1 and throws CD out the window. fan 2 proceeds to insert chronic 2001. they lock eyes and nod in accordance.
by sal lover December 17, 2009
1. Brew a pot, pack a bowl, and enjoy your coffee and chronic.
2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.
3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?
2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.
3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?
by clay 045 June 17, 2010
by cricket March 22, 2005
When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.
"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."
by Zander Smith March 14, 2014