Chores

Something a parent doesn’t feel like doing so they make their child do the manual labor.

Tasha do the chores and clean the whole house. *Dad plops in the couch and drinks his beer.*

by Ace8135 May 21, 2018

No Chores December

No chores in December 😁

example #1: Hey dude! Wanna play minecraft?
example #2: aw, sorry, maybe next time, my mom said to do chores for today
example #1: What?!? Its no chores December!

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Chore

The opposite of sure. Can also be used in an context as a way to as emphasis.

Guy 1: “Yo bro it’s really cold out”
Guy 2: “Chore, it’s 85 degrees out”

by Max Whitlock November 7, 2020

Chores

a cute way to put "child labor"

Mom: go do your chores!
Son: Isn't that just forcing me to do labor?
Mom: ...

by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021

Chore-a-thon

A non-stop Saturday morning competition designed by parents to make their children's life a "livin' hell". Similar to the Olympics - Chore-a-thon is a major international event in which thousands of children participate in a variety of competitions. These include the 100M mop, freestyle bowl scrub, laundry toss and synchronized dusting. Parents - like the IOC rule over the games and govern activities to ensure participants abide by the rules. The closing ceremonies of Chore-a-thon end with spectacular melt downs and screaming fits of "forced labor" or "unfairness" which result in threats to call Children's Aid and/or Police.

"Dude I'm stuck inside today. My parents are holding 'Chore-a-thon' and my old man has hope I might be the next Phelps!

by illustrasean August 19, 2012

spite chores

When you make someone mad and you start doing their chores out of spite just so you can either make them happy or pissed

Tommy was pissed at Jenny so he started doing spite chores so when she put her dish in the sink he can get pissed that someone dirtied up the kitchen he just cleaned

by Midget mike reloaded April 30, 2023

dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023