Chavs

Twats,
They enjoy partaking in antisocial behavior,
They enjoy white lightening
They tuck their tracksuits into their socks to save money if they become ankle swingers,
They are more hated than any other social group in the UK

Lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone

by Snitchio June 26, 2005

chavs

a person that wears clothes that look like pajamas every day of the week until the dirt intergrates its self in to the material(im mean gross). they normaly live in council estates. chavs will never pick a fight unless they outnumber that person 5 to 1. most chavs wear burberry (a realy shit checked pattern) which looks crap. the only thing worse than burberry is fake burberry which is for those chavs to cheap to buy the real thing!chavs are totally unreasonable. avoid chavs at all cost if you do encounter a chav on his own u will fine as at the sight of you he will have craped him self but be warned if you meet a group of chavs you will be challenge the best thing to do in this situation is to punch the one that challenges you his "mates" shall then shit them selves and run away.

chavs will shorten words like "isnt it" to "n it" and "brother" to "bruv"

by Dave February 17, 2004

chavs

Ahh chavs...
Well, i believe that chavs are a bit like toilet paper...full of shit! So most people hate townies, chavs, kevs (numerous names for them) and so do i. They have no respect for any human being, property or laws at all. Basically they suck. They suck heaving great ballS! They uses phrases such as "u got 'ne fags bruv?" and "you beefin me boys??" etc. Basically they're complete toss pots...my the lord rid the world of these vile beings once and for all!

"Innit bruv innit, look at dose grungies ova der innint. les go beef um up!"

by Nicky Hatten January 14, 2004

Chavsta

Chav & Gangsta At Same Time.

Yes Mate, Orate Then Blud.
What Are Yhuu..?
Im A Chavsta.

by Jade Mayte April 2, 2008

Slap chips

Oily, deep fried potato chips ( Afrikaans)

I have the munchies, and some slap chips from the SeafoodShop sounds really good!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.

"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"

by yourma2000 December 9, 2008

Scoop Chips

A form of chip made my Tostitos that has round edges to help you scoop out the Salsa. Also there is a scoop chip hand shake. Can be used as a sexual verb to scoop her chip

Bearzy scooped Elenas chip last night, Scoop Chips are tasty with spicy salsa

by Brett Peters March 31, 2010