CHIVER a word used to describe the uncontrollable little movement that happens during or just after taking a major dump or a long awaited piss.
You've been trapped at your desk all morning in the weekly conference call and finally put the phone on mute and make the dash to the bathroom.
As you relieve the intense pressure, your body responds by suddenly doing a quick and intense shaking that feels slightly electrical, leaving you feeling very relieved and almost euphoric.
Although the chiver has ended you feel the effects for a few minutes as your body resets itself.
As you relieve the intense pressure, your body responds by suddenly doing a quick and intense shaking that feels slightly electrical, leaving you feeling very relieved and almost euphoric.
Although the chiver has ended you feel the effects for a few minutes as your body resets itself.
by Been There Did That January 25, 2011
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There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!
My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.
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*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
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