The Chode

A "Dick" that is indeed shorter than it is fat. It is short and plump, stubby and strong.

Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.

Jimmy beat Sarah in the face with his chode. He then stuck in her ear and spit on her face.

by Chodester September 8, 2005

Chode

A penis that is wider then the Length

Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chode😂👌🏻
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches

by Samatha🦄 April 15, 2017

Limp chode

One who has a chode and can not get an erection

Don't be mean he has a limp chode

by The_dick_lover March 16, 2017

Chode Burn

The irritating rash that a woman gets under her breasts after being titty fucked by a man who has shaved his chode several days prior, causing wiskery stubble.

I went to the doctor to get some cream to help calm my Chode Burn.

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Chodebacca

The hairiest chode in the world. When you walk, it emits a sound such like that of Chewbacca of Star Wars. Only this sounds like, 'MmmmChoooooooooooooooooode.'

Man, I'm getting a Chodebacca.

by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006

chode finger

a extremely fat and short finger

dude, peter has some major chode fingers.

by bon mackalasky November 21, 2007

Sacred Chode

The one true God. His length is 2 inches but his width is imeasurable, Wider the Universe itself. Come judgement he will smite the non-believers, With the sacred chode come of judgement.

The sacred chode is The holy diety/Being warshiped by the followers of Chodi-ism.

by Lord High Priest Of Chodi-ism May 30, 2009