Kick the chair

To commit suicide. Such as doing yourself in by kicking a chair out from underneath you to hang yourself.

"Dude, did you hear about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."

by KDaviss August 5, 2009

Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

chairorism

The act of any unwanted modifications to a chair; usually performed by chairorists.

Leroy: Why is my chair lowered?
Bob: Must've been an act of chairorism.
Leroy: Friggen chairorists.

by Asno667 May 27, 2008

chair pirating

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.

"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"

by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009

Char the Gnar

To eat out a girls vagina

Mike: I chared sally's gnar so good last night!
John: That's awesome man!

Sam: I'll Char the Gnar all night long.
Donna: Yes!

by 3' O' Clock May 30, 2010

chairoline from hill house

the main chair-acter of the icon series. it’s hard to see her but she’s there. she’s a theo and nell stan.

“isn’t that chairoline from hill house?” - laney

by the velma stans July 7, 2021

chaire

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire

Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.

by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022