Chayton

Chayton's are very unique people they're one of a kind. Although they can get annoying at times its just the perks of having one around. They're kind,outgoing, and loud. ALthough Chayton's are really introverted in places that they don't know like they do a specific place. Chayton's are goofs. You never truly realized how much you needed one until you got one. They tend to focus to much on the things that don't matter and don't care about the stuff that actually matters. They do and pay attention to what matters to them which could lead to their own downfall.but fall or not they always get back up and try again.If you have a Chayton in your life you're lucky. if you have one dont loose them. it takes a lot for them to leave but when they do it's final

Don't loose your chayton.

by I_can_feel_it_in_my_nuggets April 2, 2025

Chayson

The name Chayson is given to someone who is going to grow up to be an absolute dick. They just can’t get enough of themselves and they often believe they’re the most hilarious person in any given group. They are also very commanding (for no reason) and believe they’re never wrong, when in fact, they’re wrong more often than they’re right.

That guy was such a Chayson. He was just so annoying and bossy.

by IvoryTiger2 April 30, 2025

mrs_claydon

miss claydon fat crusty vagina of a woman who is to blame for africa's staving mavins

mrs_claydon eats cake at the speed that kyle freeman pulls his small penis with tweezers

by gatis_the_bomber May 30, 2009

Rhys Claydon

You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!

Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"

Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."

Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"

by Phil McCrackius - mwahahahahah August 20, 2011

Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.

I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.

by HotROD July 24, 2025

moet de chandon

expensive French wine

I just bought some moet de chandon.

by Bich Phuk Dat January 27, 2016

Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023