A flat bitch that is pissed off that she never got any dick in her life. Dreams about having a threesome with jager and ward. Biggest beatch ever!
by Mr.dicktionary December 08, 2015
Pike Chapmaned is a term spelunkers / cave explorers use to describe one of two things. One someone gets caught in a small cave in, or two someone needs to be pulled out with rope. The reason we call it that is because of a worker in a place called Mammoth Cave in the 1890s. Pike Chapman. he was blocked off and pinned from a cave in, so they decided to pull him out via rope. He would end up dying later that day because they did such a poor job of pulling him out. they just YANKED 'em.
Guys! I think I got Pike Chapmaned over here! Help me!
Okay, but we're gonna have to Pike Chapman you to set you free.
Okay, but we're gonna have to Pike Chapman you to set you free.
by 1962 September 30, 2019
by ñēvērłāñd June 16, 2024
Somebody who is 40, but pretends to be in his 20’s as a way to make it look less weird that he hangs around juveniles. One who is also often seen at a playground even though he doesn’t have any children
by CanalKidSilva81 December 06, 2022
by ELCHAPMAN123 April 28, 2018
When someone walks around the office all day with a bunch of papers in the their hands pretending to do work and keeps telling everyone they have worked on the third floor.
Steve is acting like a total Chapman right now.
John hasn't done any work today, he has only been chapman-ing around.
John hasn't done any work today, he has only been chapman-ing around.
by mmmaolihkash''kihj'khjl:K September 09, 2019