captain retardo

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.

Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.

by my buddies January 19, 2009

Captain Klamydia

The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis

Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.

by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009

captain sketch bag

Someone who is overly creepy, iffy, unsafe

Captain sketch bag keeps looking at me like we wants to kill me

by YungO March 9, 2009

Captain Erector

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)

this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector

by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009

Centamoomoo

A monkey that is out of control or funky.
(Funky monkey)

Look at that centamoomoo

by Mister rat hog May 7, 2021

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

Captain Underpants

Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.

Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003