Cat

The best pet.

John: What is a cat
Intellectual: Better than dogs. Also how did you not know that

by haha my existence is meaningle April 10, 2021

Cat

an animal that cleans itself with its tongue. It has sharp claws. They can be wild or domesticated and they can lower a humans blood pressure by simply petting. In ancient Egypt people used to think their gods came in the form of cats therefore they worshiped them.

My cat likes to chase lizards

by Percy_The_Cat June 6, 2016

Cat

Cutest animal in the world.

1. I love cats.
2. Me too.
3. Agreed.
4. Cat lover.
5. Cat cool.
10. Cat is good.
20. Cats = Very Cute
∞. Agreed.

by CztFanatic October 16, 2022

Cat

An overrated animal.

A cat.

by supaahotfiire April 10, 2020

Cat

Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)

Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?

by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021

Cat

The power of a god.

Meow Meow I'm a Cat!

by Frozap February 1, 2022

Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 3, 2021