Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.
Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson
Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson
by picklesworth12345 August 12, 2009

The worst boyfriend you could ever have, he is a sweet taker, and after he gets tired of sweet talking to you he dumps you. Never ever get you a Carson. He is so rude after y’all break up, just never ever get a carson
by Anonymous 1204 January 28, 2018

by Allen jahnke June 9, 2017

Easily whipped, albino, head looks like a fish bowl, short temper, alcoholic. Has a chode from steroids abuse.
by Bubz164zy December 18, 2017

He's a very strong and confident man with a kind heart under a tough exterior. He loves animals helping people and hates a mess he is well presented very formal likes things done properly.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020

Carson s a very worthy companion. He is genuinely so good at dong the sex. After I fucked him I felt like I was in heaven. Every Carson's Pens is at least 10 inches f not more. I can say that Carson\ is the best person to ever walk this Planet.
Person 1: Oh look it's a Carson!
Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!
Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!
by Goalie200584 October 12, 2019

carson, some are nice but don’t date them! They will only use you! Another way to describe a carson is A FUCK BOY!
by Bad bitchhhhhhh May 12, 2019
