Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome

When a new song is released/leaked from a band, causing the band’s fan base to react strongly. Symptoms include:

-Posting a flurry of topics on the band’s message board
-Posting bulletins on Myspace
-Ripping the song and spreading downloads across the fanbase
-Make a Myspace for the song so the fanbase can add it to their private Myspaces
-Puzzling over the lyrics with constant debate over hard-to-decipher lines
-Putting lyrics from the song in their Myspace names/Myspace bylines/AIM profiles/away messages
-Crying
-Saying their faith in the band has been restored
-Putting the song on repeat for many days
-Smiling non-stop for the next week or so

Named after the notable reaction Fall Out Boy fans experienced when the song “Carpal Tunnel Of Love” was released from AbsolutePunk.net on November 10th.

Wow, those Fall Out Boy boardies really had a case of Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome when "Carpal Tunnel Of Love" was released!

by caelae November 17, 2006

Capaneese

Someone whom speakith the false truth

Bartholomew: Aye yo I got head from the principle
Charlemagne: Nah this dude be speakin capaneese
*Bartholomew and Charlemagne both then proceed to kiss*

by iLoveMennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 22, 2020

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Capalert

A good place to find a bunch of christian fundamentalist/right-wing retards for fun and profit. Rumour says they also do film reviews. (and funny ones!)

Capalert craap-alert!

by Zhou Fang August 17, 2003

Carpal Texter Syndrom

The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.

Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.

My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.

by freezon January 3, 2011

Carpal Tourette Syndrome

A neuropsychiatric disorder characterized by physical tics. These tics travel from the brain down through the carpal cannal causing the subject to experience uncontrolled urges to type mostly incoherent babble and useless drivel. When one finds themselves on social media sites carrying on senselessly, typing a lot but saying mostly nothing, this is known as carpal tourette syndrome (CTS).

It's basically a get out of jail free card for those times when you've typed something that you regret and can't delete it.

I blame my carpal tourette syndrome for last night's facebook rant.

I didn't mean to be so mean when I texted you, it's my carpal tourettes flaring up again.

No I'm not a racist, I have carpal tourette syndrome!

by Bartimus Maximus November 1, 2013

Campaing

V. The act of combining camping and campaigning into one activity.

The local city council and the police are working to ban Occupy protesters from campaing in public parks.

by Knows Jack October 24, 2011