Carson Dowd

Carson Dowd A short young lad. Is really bad at tag.

Man that’s guys a real Carson Dowd

by AreallycoolguyPart2 November 5, 2020

carson

A sexy, bad ass, geek, with a horses dick. Every girl that looks at him wants to get fucked by him.

Hot girl-I just had the best sex of my life.
Friend-Wow you must have been with a Carson.

by Timothy the Train engine February 18, 2018

carson

The best.

you are the best carson

by Cenanden March 9, 2017

Carbonius

Someone who eats a large amount of carbs and plays Minecraft

“Adam is such a carbonius, did you see how much bread he ate for lunch yesterday?”

by Stunts55 February 2, 2020

canoons

A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)

Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.

by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004

Carson

cute, funny, sexy, loving, caring, smile, great hair, great face

A great guy who is incredible at making you feel happy, is very cute and caring to anyone around him, sexy smile ... bro, that's a Carson

by Wimeish keimish February 15, 2017

carbon footprint

The amount of greenhouse gases released by a person, group, or machine.

Al Gore may drive a hybrid and rant about global warming, but when you factor in the cooking grease burned to cook his food, his carbon footprint is pretty huge. The amount of weight that guy's packed on would put Sally Struthers to shame.

by Nicholas D June 16, 2008