Carlos

A Mexican who owns a car.

Hey look at the Carlos in the Lambo!

by PancakeDood November 29, 2018

Carlos

Treats woman right and cute loving guy and has a big dick and can get any girl

Oh my your such a Carlos

by Don’t know u November 22, 2018

Carlos

Hey nice and kind person but can be really dumb sometimes, like when he talks about having a big dick. He has curly black hair with brown eyes. He’s the dumbest stupidest funniest person u can meet. Ps, he’s a total bitch. Piss baby

Carlos is a great person, one of the coolest people u can meet

by Lulu M October 8, 2021

Carlos

No you dick head

This is for carlos, he called me a dick-Owen

by Not.Owen.OOF December 11, 2018

Carlos

The guy that no girl can hook up with. He has a good fashion sense and is prettier than any boy (or girl) can be. Girls envy him but can't seem to catch his eye mainly because he is a solitary beast.

Girl #1: "OoOoOo who's that cutie over there?"
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."

by urbandictionaryfangirl1 September 28, 2013

Carlos

A spanish man who cannot find his car

"My name is Carlos and I los(t) my car"

by Margadaisy February 12, 2017

Carlos

A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.

Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”

Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”

by passaufdemauflauf November 21, 2019