Carlos

Hey nice and kind person but can be really dumb sometimes, like when he talks about having a big dick. He has curly black hair with brown eyes. He’s the dumbest stupidest funniest person u can meet. Ps, he’s a total bitch. Piss baby

Carlos is a great person, one of the coolest people u can meet

by Lulu M October 8, 2021

Carlos

That guy who always start your school trends good or bad ones. From juuling to looking up shoes mid class he is a trouble maker at all times.

Daniel: Who Is The coolest kid in school
David: Probably me
Daniel: No, probably Carlos.

by dirsty slut 69 March 2, 2019

Carlos

No you dick head

This is for carlos, he called me a dick-Owen

by Not.Owen.OOF December 11, 2018

Carlos

A ugly, fat, gay Hispanic/Ecuadorian that sucks at video games and says people are racist but he is as well.

He is good in school and gets good grades. He is sort of a teacher’s pet.

Girl: eww is that Carlos??
Girl 2: I heard he’s got straight A’s
Girl: yeahhh but he’s super weird

by Jeff Rownly March 27, 2019

Carlos

The guy that no girl can hook up with. He has a good fashion sense and is prettier than any boy (or girl) can be. Girls envy him but can't seem to catch his eye mainly because he is a solitary beast.

Girl #1: "OoOoOo who's that cutie over there?"
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."

by urbandictionaryfangirl1 September 28, 2013

Carlos

A spanish man who cannot find his car

"My name is Carlos and I los(t) my car"

by Margadaisy February 12, 2017

Carlos

A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.

Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”

Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”

by passaufdemauflauf November 21, 2019