Carbon-speaker

Someone who's words are so useless and stupid, the only value they have is to provide carbon dioxide for plants

I would believe him, but he's such a carbon-speaker

by IzEliz April 30, 2015

Carbon monoxide

What somebody is going to breathe instead of oxygen if you stick their head next to an exhaust pipe intentionally.

If a guy has a knee on his neck while his head is right near an exhaust pipe of a car, he has nothing to take in but car exhaust. Just like somebody sitting in a garage with the grage door closed and a car running. Death is from both lack of oxygen and carbon monoxide.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Carbon Footprint

The quantity of greenhouse gases that have risen in the atmosphere caused by human actions.

The average quantity of carbon footprint globally is roughly around 4 tons, whereas the average in the United States is 16 tons which is 4 times the global average. The United States contributes to the 2nd most carbon footprint emissions globally following China which releases the most.

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

carbon guilt

The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon,
e.g. too much air travel,
driving to the corner shop in the car, etc

'Man, I have to fly to Zurich for the second time this month'
'Whoa, you must have some major carbon guilt over that'

by jenngirl January 2, 2009

carbon copies

squad friends queens

the best friend group you ever did see
Members: Jordan, Jamison, Eads, Reid, Melissa, Meg, and Sydney

girl 1: Did you hear the carbon copies are having a party this weekend?

girl 2: Omg we have to get invited

by bob_duncan_1 February 6, 2020

Carbon weevil

1.excavator of carbon
2.human being that are a threat to the environment

Carbon weevils are happiest together when in long-bottom sniffing chains often moving an inch in an entire hour.

by mina_21 May 21, 2008

Carbon Filter

A Carbon Filter is an attaachment sold for Glass on Glass bongs. It is composed a male joint at the bottom, a large spherical chamer to fill with Carbon, with a glasss screen preventing any from falling out, and a female joint on top. A Carbon filter makes even the shittiest china bud taste smokeable. And the taste is undescribable if your smokling a good strain in it! As an added bonus, nearly all the tar is filtered out of the hit and your bong will never get dirty.

DUDE! This Carbon Filter is fucking AWESOME! Where can I get one?

by GanjaSmugglin June 15, 2011