whistling-canadian

a blowjob from a 5 dollar hooker with maple syurp in her mouth

Dam white boy wishes he could get a whistling-canadian.

by abe the jue June 5, 2007

canadabalism

The cannibalistic act of eating a Canadian

Hey guys! Just because Dania's a Canadian doesn't mean she tastes like maple syrup. That's canadabalism!

by CHSBACON December 19, 2010

Canadian Cunt Burp

when you dip your dick in maple syrup and fuck your kanuk bitch and it causes an explosive pussy fart that smells like your grandmamma's pancakes

I plowed this bitch from Toronto with some syrup on my junk and she did a big Canadian Cunt burp on me.

by AdreanRebeccaRollan April 25, 2010

Canadian Soccer

Canadian soccer is played all over the world. It involves an ice rink, sticks, and 2 goals. It is sometimes referred to as "hockey".

"Dude, you wanna go play some canadian soccer?"
"Sorry man, I have homework to do."

by Dwight Powers March 31, 2009

Canadian Standoff

A situation in which both parties are too nice to let themselves win at the other's expense. The opposite of a Mexican standoff.

For example, if two Canadians arrive simultaneously at a narrow doorway, each is likely to stand aside and invite the other to cross first, and so on, until they both give up, set up camp for the winter, and offer each other a beer.

When we were watching the game last night, my buddy and I got ourselves into a real Canadian standoff over the last slice of bacon pizza. It just ended up going cold.

by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005

Canadian Wax Job

Peeling a piece of duct tape off your skin, thereby removing any hair that was underneath the duct tape. Usually painful.

Jane: *shrieks in pain and agony*
Dick: What the hell was that?
Jane: Oh, just gave myself a Canadian Wax Job.

by queenlofod September 7, 2009

Canadian Haircut

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.

Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.

by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009