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Calum is a person who hoards food and dosent give it to his beloved cousin Ruairi. He dosent like Jeff the Killer and cant climb a ladder especially his bunk bed ladder. He dosent have any friends accept for an epic rugby man called Don. He dosent know the difference between Tomato Ketchup, Red Sauce and Tomato sauce and he thinks that colourblind people cant see stairs. He hates custard and is vegetarian. He is allergic to McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and a lovely little Northern Irish restaurant called Friar Tucks. He also dosent know that razors are sharp and one day when he was little he scraped his finger. He also tortures Wallaces
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