cali

Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.

"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.

"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.

Person A: "Dude. let's go to Cali and surf brah"
Californian: Kicks Person A in the crotch

by shibataken October 5, 2011

Caise

A bitch ass hoe ass car obsessed lookin bitch who is getting a shitty ass google pixel instead of keeping his fake ass apple. Hairline to eyebrows is a 11$ taxi ride lookin ass. Baked bean nose collar shirt wearing ass. This man uses pizza for his facial cleanser lookin ass, but we still love him.

man caise is a bitch ass, but in a good way?!

by ponnie April 4, 2019

soul calibur

The tekken, virtua fighter, and dead or alive killer.

when i use cervantes, no 1 can beat me at soul calibur

by Brandon M July 16, 2005

Calista and Marc

The perfect match. Just absolutely perfect...

Person 1:"Wow see that couple over there?"

Person 2:"Yeah they are happy. Names must be a Calista and Marc!!"

by Billay john bakers bill October 24, 2011

cali-faker

People who basically act like and say they're from California, but their not. They tend to wear clothing like Hollister. Basically it's people whose insecure about their native state.

Californian-So dude, where are you from?
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.

by Tommeee April 24, 2008

Cali

A word for "California" used by no one who has ever lived in California. Use "Cali" and you will immediately sound like a hick.

"I'm from Cali."
"No you're not, you fucktard, no one says Cali in California."
"You're right, I'm actually from Iowa. My life is empty."

by srhlwrc February 16, 2009

Calista

A girl who is so so hyper and can' t help it. A girl is so so random and you never understand wat she is saying. But she is so so funny. And always makes u laugh. She is so outgoing and can talk to anyone.

A girl: Hahahah wow she is such a Calista!!
Dude: I know ....wat the heck did she say??

by limegreeny November 15, 2009