A state that everyone loves. But obviously not everyone because I hate it.
I live here, and it has everything I don't want.
The beach, sunshine, dead trees, no greenery.
It's on the West Coast, but so is Washington, and that place is beautiful.
The only good thing about this place is Disneyland and In n Out.
I live here, and it has everything I don't want.
The beach, sunshine, dead trees, no greenery.
It's on the West Coast, but so is Washington, and that place is beautiful.
The only good thing about this place is Disneyland and In n Out.
by Korgi November 23, 2010
by NotFromCali September 20, 2018
A retarded politically run state. So retarded to recall governor for an actor with NO political experience. Also a state known to pass 'stupid' laws.
Jake: Hey, did you know you can't use out of state driver's license to write personal checks in Kalifornia?
Ted: Yeah, it's so retarded. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Washington State and Hawaii...all accept out-of-state drivers license for ID.
Jake: Gosh...can't wait till Kalifornia sinks.
Ted: Yeah, it's so retarded. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Washington State and Hawaii...all accept out-of-state drivers license for ID.
Jake: Gosh...can't wait till Kalifornia sinks.
by LA hater October 11, 2003
State situated on the pacific coast of the United States. Home to the Los Angeles Dodgers - sorry guys, you made a BIG mistake movin' from Brooklyn. Home of the substandard human being, namely Crips and Bloods. Also home to many more illiterate airheads - example: Gray Davis, Governor.
In the 60's and 70's, California was the place to be. Nowadays, California wants to vote in health care for illegal aliens. I got a better idea! Let all the surrounding states put good use to those criminals doing nothing in their jail cells and have them pick-ax the state clean off of the mainland. Seems like many Californians agree, since they're all moving to ARIZONA!
by ARIZONANS_HOPING_FOR_THE_BIG_ONE October 16, 2003
(On phone)
Man 1: Are you back from your visit to California?
Man 2:Yeah... I visited some of my extended family.
Man 1:Are they crazy? Didn't they hear the news???
Man 2:What are you talking about?
Man 1:MEXICANS ARE INVADING CALIFORNIA!!!
Man 1: Are you back from your visit to California?
Man 2:Yeah... I visited some of my extended family.
Man 1:Are they crazy? Didn't they hear the news???
Man 2:What are you talking about?
Man 1:MEXICANS ARE INVADING CALIFORNIA!!!
by GewchiPimp February 26, 2011
Laughing stock. pathetic excuse for a state.
state whose people are dumb enough to want an actor as their governor.
state whose people are dumb enough to want an actor as their governor.
by california knows how to suck October 04, 2003
A state that is filled with tools. that is full of people who have never worked a day of their life. they do not have to work because they are a bunch of spoiled brats who get money from their parents trust fund. basically the state that is dumbest place and does nothing to help the u.s economy.P.s its also filled with whores
1:hey do you live in california
2:yeah
2:i have never worked ever because i have money from my parents
1: Duse
2:yeah
2:i have never worked ever because i have money from my parents
1: Duse
by nadnerb06 April 08, 2011