California 

home of blackouts, earthquakes, slutty celeberties, arrogance, rapist basketball players, and the governator

Californian: Where'd the lights go? Why's the floor shaking?
Celeberty: Let's show our boobs or marry somebody for publicity.
Californian: We're the center of the world.
Kobe: I like 'em young.
Arnie: I wants to pump up de budget.

California by ---Lo!s!er--- October 14, 2003

california 

Suckass state with shitty, rude, nasty people. Racists, jerks, and generally ugly people.

California sure does suck.

california by Cally sux July 21, 2004

california 

Northernmost estado of Mexico, soon to be known as Alta California (as opposed to Baja).

california by pawninthemachine August 30, 2003

California 

cali the greatest place you can ever be one of the biggest hip hop centers in the world

DALY CITY , LA ARE THE GREATEST HIP HOP CITIES IN CALIFORNIA
born and raised in cali now located in las vegas nevada what a shame i have shamed my state

California by Anonymous October 23, 2003

California 

A place where all the fruits and nuts of the world convined to vote the terminator as their leader. The only place in the world it can take you four hours to just get on the fuckin highway from the beginning of the on ramp.

I'm really glad that I don't live in that wasteland California.

California by jocko jones August 22, 2004

california 

Don't get caught shoplifting (or any other petty crime that be be made into a felony case)twice in a row, because your third stike might just be your last one-for life.

Just ask the guy who caught a life sentence in the 90's for lifting over $150 worth of vhs movies from a K-mart (It was his his 3rd strike for similar offences).

california by david r. February 6, 2004

california 

Pretty much the best and most popular state in america. mostly populated by surfers and rich people, and everyone is a hottie.
oh and did i mention out govenor is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

and you thought your state was cool......

california by oceanrider March 5, 2005