California

home of blackouts, earthquakes, slutty celeberties, arrogance, rapist basketball players, and the governator
Californian: Where'd the lights go? Why's the floor shaking?
Celeberty: Let's show our boobs or marry somebody for publicity.
Californian: We're the center of the world.
Kobe: I like 'em young.
Arnie: I wants to pump up de budget.
by ---Lo!s!er--- October 15, 2003
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Pennsylvania

state with crappy roads and a town called Intercourse; the only good things about it are the sports teams of Pittsburgh; only state where people call their state by its abreviation (people commonly say "we are visiting from PA", not "we are visiting from Pennsylvania")
by ---Lo!s!er--- October 15, 2003
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