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caden

a very gay person that is also very annoying
That guy over there acts like a caden
by bdhsldspicnjipcpiqpi January 16, 2019
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caden

A stuck up, conceited, arrogant pig who thinks he's better then everyone especially girls or one girl in particular . Has a fascination with arguing even though he's always gonna lose no matter how much he tries to convince himself otherwise. Blonde Cadens are by far the worst, if u start liking this blonde dingbat, do yourself a favor STAY AWAY! no matter how attractive he might be get the f*** away.
But don't let that scare u off Cadens can be very nice when they want to be, they can be funny and fun so don't judge them too quickly. give them a chance, maybe 2, or 3 or.... NO! don't do that! 3 strikes and theyr'e out. but seriously cadens are terribly awesome and awesomely terrible.
Tasha: caden could u be any more insensitive?!
Caden: ya! ya i could! but im nice so i wont:) unlike u
Tasha: *scoffs* ya right!
(argument continues for days and days and days and..........)
by skjvhskbgksd November 10, 2016
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Caden

A boy who is triggered easily and becomes very demanding when it comes to being around fellow males.
Hey look he’s pulling a Caden again. LMAO
by Ayeitsyaboyahh August 26, 2018
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Caden

Possibly the most embarrassing human being to ever exist. He tells more bullshit than a bulls arse and claims he is the greatest when in reality he’s a total embarrassment
For fuck sake look at caden, look quick it’s giving me aids
by Everyone to ever exist February 3, 2019
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Caden

hi im caden and im dumbo

this be a joke
by ninja on twitch May 10, 2019
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Caden

He’s a big perv but he funny
Stop being a perv Caden”
by Totodekubutlove April 9, 2019
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Caden

Caden also spelled (Kaden) was born in a shack north of the Mexican border. For the climate he was born in he is white af. He's the kind of kid who played Dragon Ball Z on his playstation 2 while his parents argued in the back room. For a caden this is normal but is highly rejected by most cadens entering the teenage years. Most caden's have fast motabolisms and will stay scrawny until late 40's. A caden wI'll lose his imperfect hairline by his early 20's. Most people notice he wears a hat, that's the effect of his paranoia for his terrible hairline. They are very self-conscious and get super triggered when offended. A caden wears glasses even though he doesn't need them because he believes they keep the devil from staring inside him to find no soul.
Wow he doesn't even need those glasses. He must be a caden.

Girl1: That guys hairline is terrible!
Girl2: I heard he was a caden.
Girl1: So he must be 20.
by SteveDaFish February 16, 2018
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