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crackhead seatpost

A bicycle with a seatpost that is not the right length for the person riding it. Tall crackhead riding bike with short seatpost / short crackhead riding bike with long seatpost so that his/her toes barely touch the ground. A good indication that the bike has either been stolen or recovered from a dumpster. Some times the bike has no seat at all.
"Look at that skinny little dude with the sunken cheeks and a beard wearing a hoodie riding the bike with the long crackhead seatpost, he's barefoot, the bike must be stolen, stupid crackheads!"
by paul5150 December 23, 2009
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cockheaded imbecile

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.
1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.
by abovetherain March 14, 2017
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Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.
I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.
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crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.
damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.
by lex.ennedy May 15, 2020
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Crackhead

1.Person who does excessive amounts of crack cocaine.
2.Person who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack cocaine.This meaning is typically misconstrued with slightly quirkier than normal teenage girls.
Emily why the fuck did eat that silica gel packet!! You're such a crackhead!!!
by Timothy Chalamet June 3, 2020
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Crackhead

A crackhead is when somebody is so dumb their head is snaped to bits it has another meaning but it sucks
youre a crackhead
by Fe4rless2.0 November 4, 2020
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Crackhead

The definition of Ag*ta bAAAAAArwicka. She is known for her quirky antics, such as vaping (which is extremely underground and no one in central london does), and not being a basic bitch (even though she lives in Hyde Park). She is often heard saying 'hiiiiiiiiiii' since her mental capacity is not big enough to process larger words (Queensgate girls smh). A crackhead likes vodka but can't handle the taste and needs a chaser.
OMG AGATA STOP IT YOU!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CRACKHEAD!!!!
by Evanisafatassbitch June 21, 2021
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