Aw crackers!

A common expression used to express mild frustration. #awcrackers!

“Dude, my toes are slimy. Aw crackers!”

by ElKeébler March 27, 2023

Clickity crackers

The multitudes of people with obnoxiously loud exhausts in small, rural American towns. Usually these exhausts are installed in unworked pickup trucks and harleys, kind of how like kids attach cards to their bike wheels to make them clickity clack.

“These clickity crackers blowing the shit out of franklin st in Westfield MA are fucking terrible”

by Shrikestep April 22, 2023

quit bustin' my crackers

Quit giving me a hard time.

Tina: Hey Tim, clean your room already!
Tim: Quit bustin' my crackers, woman!

by almostmagic November 5, 2015

Standing on your crackers

Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.

by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

cheese and crackers got all muddy

"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).

6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"

by ZMia December 13, 2008

Wow Crackers

1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.

2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.

3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"

Despite the fact that the President of the United States had just declared Global Nuclear War, he nibbled down a few Wow Crackers prior to the press conference, where he was to announce a planned vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, for the next three weeks.

How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.

by Woffie Master August 2, 2009

Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010