Criminal Lawyer

A criminal Defense attorney who also happens to be a shady individual and a criminal

Bill: I heard you helped a dangerous man get back on the streets you’re a Criminal Lawyer aren’t you?
Jimmy: Wha-

by The Criminal Lawyerz May 25, 2023

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Manufactured Criminal

Someone whom was turned into a criminal based on arbitrary rule or law change.

Did you hear about Jerry? He's a manufactured criminal now with that new arm brace ban.

by Nigger_Fucker November 3, 2021

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criminal boner

Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.

Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.

by lanimirC renoB October 1, 2019

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A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+

Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"

by vChuy September 10, 2021

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Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement

Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.

by Redskyn August 17, 2022

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