The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.
Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009
Get the in the crawl spacemug. by Donkey Child April 25, 2009
Get the Sex Crawlmug. by wellhungkid March 30, 2014
Get the crab crawlingmug. While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.
My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.
by SarahKelly June 16, 2019
Get the Army crawlmug. by YungThiccBoi April 2, 2019
Get the Speed Crawlmug. Bekah, Ally and Tom were a little uncomfortable after their pizza crawl. They hit up three pizza joints, and ate a pie at every one.
by THX-1138 September 15, 2019
Get the Pizza crawlmug. The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
Get the Jaded Crawlmug.