The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.
Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
by StaccatoPoet October 24, 2008
by Donkey Child April 25, 2009
Like a gallery crawl, a party crawl happens when you go from party to party all in one long and crazy night, not committed to staying at one for too long.
by THE FELLAS® September 25, 2022
While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.
My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.
by SarahKelly June 17, 2019
With hospitals, emergency rooms and ambulances over-taxed with COVID-19 patients, the strip-mall medical facility where you seek care for almost anything.
Having every symptom of massive heart failure, he managed to drive to the crawl-in clinic, a place he'd normally go for a cut finger. In the pandemic, it was his only option.
by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020
It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.
Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?
Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.
Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.
Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.
Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.
by xxjohnnyjonesxx February 09, 2018
"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 19, 2023